no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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