Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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