There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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