It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Jerry, you need to find god
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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