I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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