Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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