I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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