plz talk dirty to me
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
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