I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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