And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
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