there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
