So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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