i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
