Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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