sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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