There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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