More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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