My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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