Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
My dick has a subreddit
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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