Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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