What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
