I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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