Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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