xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
We don't watch enough power rangers
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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