Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I forgot how hot balto sounded
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
