So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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