Grow some girl-balls and come out already
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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