I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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