i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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