Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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