Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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