Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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