do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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