He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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