I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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