"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Just invented taco cereal.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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