I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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