Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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