awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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