we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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