Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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