i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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