It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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