should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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