everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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