Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
this will be a night to untag.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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