either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
that's an acceptable place to lick
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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