Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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