Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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