Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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