it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
My penis needs a shock collar
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Floor bacon is actually really good
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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