Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
