Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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